You Devils! OHSHC (Hikaru x You x Kaoru) CH. 2

// Hikaru x Reader x Kaoru //

We are the Host Club!

=Your POV=

"H-host Club?!" you shouted while the other two just stood there like statues.

"Yes indeed, my princess- we are the famous host club- I am sure you've heard of us?" Blondie stated rising up and throwing his arms up in the air, gesturing to the group- mostly himself.

-Somebody seems a bit full of himself,-

You huffed, sweatdropping and quirking a brow in confusion.

"No- and I am pretty sure I'd remember someone as annoying as you," You replied bluntly.

"-And don't call me princess."

-This guy is already giving me a headache.-

Just then he froze and suddenly he was looking all gloomy and sitting at the far corner of the room.

You blinked.

-Weird, did I hit a nerve or something?-

"HAHAHAHAhaha…That was hilarious! I think that's a new record time in getting boss into his corner of woe- right Kaoru? Ten seconds!" you heard one of the twins say looking down at his expensive looking watch.

"Totally Hikaru!" the so-called Kaoru replied with a wide grin plastered on his face- matching his brothers, ten fingers held up.

"My apologies about those three- they're idiots."

You looked up at the guy wearing glasses, who was now holding a hand out in front of you to take his other hand held a small black notebook neatly against his side.

"Oh. I can see that, so do you mind telling me what a "Host Club" is exactly?" You said taking his hand.

Once you were up, he pushed his glasses higher on the bridge of his nose and opened his mouth to say something.

"Well simply put: we are a group of men who have to much time on our hands, who's job is to entertain girls at this school- who also have to much time on their hands. Tamaki over there is the King of the club."

You closed your eyes and slowly nodded your head, trying to take in the information- that is until Blondie suddenly sprang up pushed him out of the way and was suddenly grasping one of your hands.

"That's right Kyoya, and our soul purpose is to make sure every girl is happy!" he said cheerfully.

–whoa, Blondie's bipolar too-

He placed a small kiss on your hand.

"I was a fool for not realizing earlier- but you must be the new honor students."

"Haah? Those two don't look like commoners." The twins threw out talking in sync as they wiggled one finger at you and Ren.

–Just like us huh? Except they're actually identical, I'm sorta jealous-

"Well, that's because they're not. Their father runs the Akane Sound Company," Kyoya cut in, with a rather annoyed tone, slowly getting up and glaring daggers into Blondie's head.

-Oh man, he looks pissed.-

Glancing over at the twins you saw they were both staring at you, with a mischievous glint in their golden eyes.

You quickly looked away only to see a pretty ticked Ren- you could tell he was trying to hold in a lot a rage in seeing them all looking and holding your hands like this, it was actually slightly amusing.

"So may I ask what your name is princess." He pulled a red rose out of who knows where and held it out to you, putting on a charming smile.

"Hey! What did I say about calling me that Blondie? Why don't ya just back off and give Haruhi some more attention- if you really have to,"

"-The honor student?" you nearly shouted, with your eyebrow twitching in annoyance.

"Oh! so he's the honor student!" he beamed, looking over to her before dashing over.

"-You really are a true hero, to all commoners! Just being here in a esteemed Private Academy, must be an inspiration to all!"

=Haruhi's POV=

-Thanks Raiden, now he's all over me- You thought in dismay, blank facing and furrowing your brows.

-...and did he just call me a he?!- You mentally cried.

"And most of all who knew you'd be so openly gay!" Thats when you felt your face go deathly pale.

"E-Eh?"

-G-g-gay!? Who does he think he is!-

"So what type of guy are you looking for?"

"-The cool type?"

Kyoya rolled his eyes.

"-You really haven't figured it out yet Tamaki?" Kyoya muttered, used to his usual stupidity.

"The Boy- Lolita or Stoic?" he continued, throwing petals everywhere as he announced each "host", not acknowledging Kyoya's input.. moving closer to you.

"-perhaps the Mischievous type?" he finished, taking another step to you, smiling brightly. (And cluelessly..)

You started to freak out and nervously backed up.

"Or maybe your into somebody like me?" he said taking hold of your chin.

"N-no its not like that! We were just looking for-" you screeched, but to your ultimate despair you felt your back hit something.

You snapped your head back.

In a futile attempt to catch the falling vase, you shot your arm out over the base, but it slipped strait through your fingers.

*SHATTER*

"Oh now you've done it, " One of the twins began, peeking over your shoulder.

"We were gonna start the bidding for that vase at 8,000,000 yen." the other said in a shallow sigh, not seeming to really care.

"8,000,000 y-yen?! How many thousands are in a million?" you hopelessly muttered to yourself, counting your fingers.

"8,000,000 yen? " Raiden blinked, tilting her head as she was already standing beside you.

"That's nothing, don't worry Haruhi we'll cover that for you in no time- in fact I'll just call my dad right n-" you interrupted her.

"-No. I don't want you to Raiden; I'll take this one by myself- I've already asked to much of you and your parents."

You said with your head lowered.

"Ah? But Haruhi-" you cut in again.

" I'll be fine- really Rai-chan." you said with a smile.

"Well... since you seem set, I guess there's no use trying to change your mind." she beamed, a hint of concern showing through her eye brows.

"It's settled then, how will he be paying his debt then Tamaki?" Kyoya asked.

"Have you ever heard this saying Fujioka-kun?" he declared, sitting on his thrown.

"-When in Rome do as the Roman's do- If you have no money, then pay with your body." he closed his eyes, leaning back in the chair as he pointed blindly.

"Starting today, you will be the Host club's dog!" Tamaki declared, finally opening his eyes to look straight at you.

You simply sweat dropped, hunching your shoulders. *Howl*

"Hey, Haruhi are you sure you can do this?" Raiden asked concerned, sliding over to you and holding the back of her left hand to her right cheek, eyeing Tamaki wearily.

"Yeah, how bad could it be right..?" you replied quietly, shrugging your shoulders.

"I…guess, " she lowered her hand, standing straight and looking from the blonde down to you.

"-but if they give you any problems just tell me or Ren, kay? We made a promise to always look out for each other right?"

"Right!" you sighed and gave your friend a genuine smile, she returned it with that goofy grin of her's.

=Ren's POV=

You just watched silently as your sister threw her arms around Haruhi's shoulders, grinning like how she always does.

"Whats your name?"

You jumped slightly, as you looked down at the little blonde kid who had just spoke.

-I wonder why he's wearing the High School uniform, he looks like he's in ...Kindergarten? Well, there's no use being rude-

"Ren, Ren Akane. I'm Raiden's older twin brother."

"You two are twins? Wow just like Hika-chan and Kao-chan!" he chanted happily, swinging his stuffed bunny around.

You giggled softly.

"Yeah, but not identical though."

You smiled down at him once more, feeling a shadow form over you, you then looked up at the tall guy standing behind him.

You gulped. o.o||

"Don't worry Takashi isn't as scary as he looks! " he giggled hyper, and hugging his stuffed bunny to him.

"OH! And I'm Mitsukuni Haninozuka! But you can call me Hunny!" he grinned cutely.

He clapped his hands and was suddenly on Takashi's shoulder with hearts and flowers of Moe surrounding them.

"Alright." you said with a small smile, then looking back to your sister standing across the room.

=Your POV=

"First things first, you'll need a make over. None of our lady customers will want to look at you- looking like that." he snapped his fingers, and the two twins popped up behind Haruhi.

"Hikaru! Kaoru! You know what to do."

"Yes, Boss!" they saluted.

One of them took off her glasses, while the other left the room for a moment before coming back holding a clothing bag.

"This is our only uniform so put it on." They said.

"That'll be another thousand yen.." Kyoya muttered from the round desk he was sitting at, jotting notes into his black book.

You still heard him though.

"Neh, I'll pay that much. You guys have already stressed out my friend enough for one day." you quickly muttered back to him with shifty eyes, handing him the money out of your bag.

(Why you carry so much money with you?- Don't ask)

"Your friend should be more careful, next time." he said to you while slipping the money into the desk drawer, and skillfully writing something down in his notebook.

"Whatever." you sighed walking away.

But you could've sworn you saw him crack a small smile.

After a slight moment of peace, the twins got thrown out of the dressing room, and skidded to a hault- landing on one leg each.

Your eyes followed them, until they looked over to you. You hurriedly averted your eyes- but they already saw you.

"So we didn't fully catch your name- Rai-chan was it?" they said in unison grabbing both of your hands and leaning in towards your face.

-Is this all these guys do?!- I should punch them for being this close! Grrhn... calm down Raiden..-

They smirked at your flustered face.

"It's Raiden, Raiden Akane!" you said straight, arching your brows at their amusement.

"Thats a beautiful name." the one on the right said. (Hikaru)

"-But not as beautiful as you are." the other one added (Kaoru) both leaning closer.

Your eyes widened- then you pushed both of them away roughly.

"Hey! Haven't you two ever heard of personal space?!" you shouted turning your head away stubbornly, stuffing your hands back in your pockets.

The sound of sliding curtains rang out, all of you navigating your eyes towards the curtains.

There you saw Haruhi, now wearing the boys uniform, new haircut and all, in other words:

A lot better than earlier.

"Wow, Haruhi you look way better now- not like a hobo anymore at least!" You exclaimed sarcastically, raising your brows.

She looked at you and rolled her eyes.

"S-so y-you're a girl?" Tamaki suddenly whispered- his face was cherry red, with much contrast to his natural blonde hair.

"Well, genetically speaking- yeah." she replied.

"-And knock next time, before you walk into a changing room" she muttered.

Now your face went red, eyes rounding.

"Wait- d-did you just say that he- WALKED IN ON YOU!" You screeched, death glaring Blondie, your fingers twitching.

You mercilessly started shaking him by the collar of shirt.

"YOU PERVERT!"

"AAH! I'm not a pervert!"

"Tell that to my fist!" Before you could punch him, Ren stepped in and caught your wrist.

"Calm down and just listen to what Haruhi has to say." he stated calmly looking you you in the eye.

You looked towards Haruhi and finally let go of Blondie (literally dropping him).

"Oof!"

"I had my pants and tank top on already, I was just about to slip into the shirt- okay? " Haruhi said slowly, raising a brow.

"-He didn't mean any harm anyway Rai-chan."

You stood still for a second and just stared at her- then back at Tamaki and sighed.

"Alright but don't let it happen again, okay Blondie?" he shot one last glare before relaxing and sticking a tongue out.

"-And my promise to you still stands Haru-chan, if they give you any problems- let me know!" you said to her, spinning on your heel, now grinning like an idiot again.

"Oh! But before we go- could you guys introduce yourselves properly? I don't think I caught all your names." you looked up thinking, a finger in the air by your face.

Tamaki stood up, bowing.

"I'm Tamaki Suoh!" blondie: check.

Not looking up from his notebook,

"Kyoya Ootori." glasses: check.

Jumping in front of you, nuzzling Usa-chan to his cheek.

"Haninozuka Mitsukuni! Or Hunny for short!" bunny boy: check

Standing tall beside the little guy he uttered a simple.

"Mori."

"Ehehe.. got it." you mumbled, admiring how tall the guy was. Check.

"You're too shy Takashii!" Hunny scolded playfully, jumping onto his shoulders and latching on, pouting his lips.

You chuckled.

Next, the twins popped up beside you, "And we're-"

"The Hitachiin twins!"

"Hikaru~" One held out a hand gesturing to himself with a smirk.

"Kaoru." the other smiled slyly, tilting his head to the side slightly as he latching his arm with his brother's.

Check.

"Alright then! As you know we are-"

"Raiden-"

"and Ren Akane!" Your brother popped up beside you right on the dot.

And you two grinned at all of them back to back.

"We'll be seeing you soon I guess. I'm not planning on leaving my Haruhi alone with any of you guys." a smirk lingering on your face.

"YAY! Rai-chan is coming back!" Hunny squealed tackling you into a bear hug.

"Do want some cake with me?!"

"Sorry Honey, but me and my sister had better go to class-"

"-Sure Honey!" completely ignoring your brother yet again, following Hunny to the kitchen.

Looking down at him as you held his hand you asked a question you'd been wondering..

"By the way.. how old are you?"

He looked up at you grinned widely and giggling inside.

"17!"

. . .

"AH?!"

=Ren's POV=

Sigh.

"Well at least I know we won't get bored any time soon, not with this bunch" you said under your breath, a hand on your pocket.

"What was that?" Haruhi asked, glancing to you as she grabbed her books from your arms.

You blushed slightly.

"Huh? Oh, it's nothing..." You said scratching the back of your head.

She smiled, nodding.

"Thanks."

"For what?" you replied, blinking rapidly, a hand still on your head.

"Holding my books?" she uttered clueless to your behaviour, holding them in front of you, her face blank.

"No problem.. Haruhi."

-Raiden doesn't know yet, but I,.. have a small crush on Haruhi- but I'll tell her soon.-