You Devils! OHSHC (Hikaru x You x Kaoru) CH. 4 PT1

A Long Week

=Kaoru's POV=

...5 Years Ago...

You and your brother, were sitting on a wooden bench, watching the other kids running around and playing.

You lowered your eyes slowly, closing them for a moment.

Hikaru looked forward and squeezed your hand.

"-Lets build a snowman together."

An unfamiliar voice rung in your ears, looking up you saw a girl standing before you.

She may have been in your class but you didn't care..

"Which one are you talking to?" we questioned in sync, staring at her.

"Both of you, of course,"

"There's no one named 'both of you' here." we replied bluntly.

She fiddled with her scarf.

"I'm talking to Hikaru-kun and Kaoru-kun."

"Okay then, " you started together.

"Which one of us is Hikaru?" you questioned.

"-and which one is Kaoru, can you tell?" Hikaru finished.

We watched as the girl slowly faded away, leaving us...

Alone in our own world.

...Present Time...

"Lets play, the 'Which one is Hikaru Game!~" you and your twin sang, turning to the three girls sitting in front of you both.

You slid a hand along the brim of your hat, matching Hikaru, doing the same, you closed your eyes.

"Many girls have tried, but none have ever succeeded." we said dramatically now standing back to back.

"KYAA! "

"Oh, its so hard, you two look so identical!" the girls yelped.

You each opened one eye, peeking over at each other, smirking.

=Your POV=

You shut your eyes and took in a deep breathe, letting it back out as you reopened your eyes.

"God, this has been such a long week,"

"I can tell, I was there remember?" your brother replied, patting your back.

"Yes...I know. But I don't know how Haruhi can stand it."

You sighed again, and took a quick look at your best friend.

She was sitting at a couch with a few of her regulars.

"Especially having that crazy otaku girl Renge having a crush on 'him'."

"-And I thought Blondie was stupid enough."

FLASHBACK~!

"When you said you should get to know people better, you were talking about me weren't you?! Thats what you meant when you stood up for me!"

Renge squealed holding one of Haruhi's hands.

She sweatdropped.

"Come on! You're coming to my house!" Renge barked, starting to drag your buddy away.

You gave her an apologetic look, then turned to Kyoya.

"Aren't you gonna do something?"

He pushed up his glasses, not tearing his eyes away from his notebook for a second.

"-Why would I? Didn't you guys want Haruhi to have a female friend?"

Your eyes widened.

"I said no such thing!" you fumed, glaring at Blondie.

"Hey! I said a girl companion! Not girl-friend!" he yelped, flailing his arms in the air.

"That doesn't matter! Its still your fault!"

The twins slid on either side of you, holding up one hand each.

"Yeah! "

"We agree with Rai-chan!"

You snickered in triumph.

"Thats three to one blondie~" You sang leaning forward and holding both of your hands up, shrugging your shoulders.

-3..2..1..aaand-

Tamaki was in in his corner of gloom in record time...

END FLASHBACK~!

You smiled faintly at the thought.

"But that wasn't the only thing that happened you know, " Ren reminisced, looking into nothingness.

"There was also the day before, with the whole physical exam thing, remember?"

Ren snapped you out of your thoughts.

You shivered.

"Oh yeah... why'd ya have to go and remind me."

"Its not like you forgot... its only been two days."

"Still..."

FLASHBACK~!

You, Hikaru, Kaoru, and Ren, were standing short ways away from the changing curtains, where your friend Haruhi was suppose to be changing for exams.

Just fortunately enough, about a million girls were surrounding the scene too.

Surprisingly you were fairly calm, since the twins said that the club had a plan to keep her identity a secret.

-Even though most of their plans were stupid- they still usually ended up working somehow.

Soon enough the curtains flew open to reveal...

Tamaki.

Wearing a "Haruhi" wig.

. . .

"Pfft-"

"-HAHAHAHHHAA!"

You cupped a hand over your mouth as the twins laughed on shamelessly.

"I can't believe he actually did i-it!" you sputtered through your fingers, hunching over slightly.

"Look at him! HAHA!"

"Oh my god B-Blondie- I never thought you would actually!"

-The three of you had been laughing so hard you ended up literally rolling on the floor, clutching your stomachs in desperation to breath!

Even Ren was hardly holding in any laughter, he was hunched over and laughing nearly as much as you, but didn't end up on the ground.

"WHAT?! YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!" Tamaki shouted- the wig flying off his head, while he was shaking the STILL laughing Hitachiins.

You and Ren leaned on each other with tears in your eyes, hopelessly attempting to stop your giggling spurts.

"Ahem."

You all froze and looked over, to find Kyoya standing beside you.

"I've found a nurse who's been sworn to secrecy, "

"She's in the Special Boys Clinic, Haruhi, follow me please." he ordered, placing his book in his pocket.

Haruhi stepped out from behind the curtains, purposely stepping over the blond's head as she walked past.

After you all finally riled down, you had decided to speak up.

"How exactly did you manage to do that Kyoya?"

"-It turns out,"

"All the doctors here work for Kyoya-sempai's hospital... apparently." the twins stated.

"-You could've said something sooner!" the three of you chorused.

You guys had been doing that a lot lately,

Ever since the first prank you pulled on Tamaki.

Turns out the three of you all take equal amusement in pranking the man, since he's so easytoprank.

"Well, its the same as you two, its just a little revenge- "

"-For being unofficially titled as a homo character."

You chuckled at the memory, then navigated your eyes towards Tamaki, who was disintegrating away..

-Baka..-

-A Couple minutes later-

"So, Haruhi will be okay then?" you asked, your head quirking to the right.

"Yes, she'll be fine, the examination should be quick."

You closed your eyes and gave a sigh of relief.

-Only to be ruined, by yet another dilemma.

"Ah! It was terrible! One of t-those doctors tried t-to take a pass on me-"

"He's probably a pervert!"

"Yeah! A pervy poser!"

Kyoya put a hand on his chin, obviously thinking about something.

"Hmn.."

"What is it?" you questioned.

"That man I saw earlier, he was wearing a white coat.. But clearly wasn't from one of our hospitals." he contemplated as if it was nothing.

"-I did find it strange.."

"Well why didn't you say something before?" you and Ren ranted, lightly glaring at him.

"Ah well, security should get on him right away." he said smartly, holding one hand up calmly.

You huffed.

"So, which way did the perv head?" you heard another ask the girl.

"Oh, he went towards the special male student nurse's office.."

All of your eyes widened.

"-HARUHI!"

=Haruhi's POV=

Just as you slipped off your shirt, you heard the curtain open and close quietly, as a man stepped in.

"Excuse me-"

He quickly placed a hand over your mouth.

"W-wait please, stay quiet, it's not what you think!" your eyes widened slightly.

"Haruhi!" Several voices shouted, your eyes traveling.

-Senpai..?-

"TAMA-CHAN, KICK!"

And that was when Tamaki came flying through the air.. smacking the poor man right in the face...

With his foot.

Suddenly the twins were on both my sides.

"One. The beauty and looks that attract attention in the public eye."

Kyoya stepped in from the shadows, his mouth slightly curved up in a sly smile as he spoke.

"Two. The fearlessness and wealth of the rich men."

"Three. The gentlemenship-" Hunny recited, Mori finishing off for him.

"-That cannot over look the evil in this world."

"We are the Ouran Host Club!"

Raiden and Ren soon came after, staring at the man... their looks... were deadly.

"And we have come,"

"-Watch out!" they all declared, arms crossed.

-They must've planned this, I know it...- You thought surely, sweatdropping.

=Your POV=

"Please spare me my life!" he pleaded, pathetically bowing on his knees.

You rolled your eyes at his foolishness.

He wouldn't have to beg if he'd just stayed off Haru-chan.

He slowly looked up at the group, when his eyes landed on you, you shot him your-

Extremely.

Deadly.

Death.

Glare.

-If looks could kill..-

You assumed he sensed the dark aura surrounding you- and your brother- since he hurriedly looked away.

Then, here it comes-

It's suddenly his whole life story.

You let your arms go slack and swing from your shoulders, as your right eye twitched in annoyance.

"Are you sure, "

"You're not looking for Ourin Public Highschool?" Kyoya said with little interest, glancing toward the man, his eye glasses glinting.

"Yeah! Thats it! And?"

"Well, this is Ouran Private Academy. Your daughter doesn't go to this school."

–No wonder you couldn't find her, ya pervert!-

You shouted in your mind, though you really wanted to say it out loud-

Luckily for him you caught yourself.

"Kyo-chan! You figured out his problem~!" Hunny exclaimed, throwing Usa-chan up and catching him as he fell back into his arms.

"Wow. That's pretty sad, not knowing what school your own daughter goes to." Hikaru stated.

"Yeah, maybe the real problem was your listening skills, rather than some debt." Kaoru added.

"There's no possible way a daughter raised from this poor man's clinic could attend anyway." Kyoya said simply.

Haruhi sweatdropped. (Haruhi's Head: That would be me...)

While you just stared on, now bored out of your mind.

"So, Kyoya should just send Dr. Quack on his way then." you muttered.

"Kyoya, would you get a map of all the schools in the area, to help this man find his daughter." Tamaki asked, eyes closed.

Kyoya paused for a moment.

"..Whatever you say."

Soon 'Yabu' was finally on his way.

Yabu= Quack.

You sighed.

"You sure about this Blondie?" you asked, leaning against the window sill.

"Yeah, even if he does find her,"

"-There's no guarantee she'll want to see or speak to him." Hikaru and Kaoru said, looking at Tamaki.

"Well, that's something he'll have to find out himself.."

...

"Hey guys?"

"Yeah?"

"Get out." Haruhi said bluntly- much to Tamaki's despair.

"Y-you're not going to quit the Host Club still are you!? Are you still mad at me!?" He freaked.

Haruhi actually giggled a bit.

Your eyes widened, as you looked back at your friend.

-Did she just... could it be that she- actually, maybe, likes... Blondie!?-

You shook your head,

-No way.-

Haruhi smiled.

"Don't be silly sempai, I just need to complete my exam-"

"As a male student, of course."

Tamaki stopped.

"But it isn't just for the tuna, its to pay off my debt." she finished closing her eyes and flashing us all a 'cute' smile.

...

"OH! YOUR SO CUTE!" he screeched, sending your hair flying back, your eyes widened even more.

If that was even possible.

The blonde captured your friend in a giant bear hug.

"AAH!"

"I CAN SEE STRAIT THROUGH YOU! I KNOW YOUR JUST AFTER THAT FANCY TUNA~"

"Cut it out sempai! HEY! Don't touch me there!"

"Red card~ Looks like Boss really is the pervert~" the twins mocked.

Lightning struck in your mind.

"BLONDIEE! GET THE HELL OFF OF HARU-CHAN!" You yelled, prying him off of her.

END FLASHBACK...

-Yeah, it was definitely a long week...-